Posting a quote from a work in progress called “Ring Up the Curtain” It struck me as rather funny and quirky, so I decided to share it. This is part of a longer conversation between Shaine Gregory and 3 of her guy friends – Colt – a man she recently met, Brent – her boyfriend & Romy – his cousin.
“Brent, dude, you are one lucky man.” Colt grinned at him. “You’ve got a woman who doesn’t mind telling you what turns her on.”
“Naked men,” Brent chuckled.
“Nearly naked, thanks. I like a little left to the imagination. I mean, when you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.” Shaine corrected.
Three men groaned loudly.
“That hurts,” Brent said. “We like to think we’re all unique.”
“Baby, that’s like asking me which skateboard I want to ride, the long or the short one. They all have wheels, they all have sandpaper on top and they get me where I want to go. The decoration is different, the wheels faster or slower, but they’re all skateboards.”
“You’re comparing a man’s package to a skateboard?” Colt looked confused and somewhat disheartened. “That’s not even right.”
“You cut me to the quick, love,” Romy said. “We men are rather attached to our personal units, you understand. Are you saying size isn’t a factor?”
They leaned toward her, curious. Shaine giggled, tossing her head.
“It matters some. Too big is almost as bad as too small. Each woman has her own idea of just right, kind of like Goldilocks.”
“Well, the three bears here wanna know, what’s just right?” Colt smirked.
“You really want to know?”
They were hanging on her every word. Nodding, they scooted closer as she leaned over the table.
“Ask Brent, cause it’s in his pants.” She smiled sweetly, excusing herself from the table.
Their laughter followed her to the ladies’ room, fading slightly as the door closed.